teh mighty JON CABRON show

 me: im sorry sir but you dont have wifi card on your laptop
bumbs: okei then what do you want me to do now? internet is my life.. i really need to go online now!
me: yes sir i understand.. if you want you can bring your laptop with you at the business center..
bumbs: that is no convenient.. {sic}
me: yes i understand sir.. but we really dont have cabled internet access here in rooms.. how about thru dialup sir?!
bumbs: are you really tryin to say that the problem is on my laptop? how come? i used this same laptop at marcopolo and i never encountered any problem regarding internet access..
me: yes sir.. but maybe they are using cabled internet.. because as i see you really dont have wifi card in your laptop.. how about this’ if you want you can rent external card at the business center for PXXX then after youre done.. you just have to give it back to them then they will return your money..
bumbs: the exact money?
me: yes sir.. the exact amount..
bumbs: no’ i said i used this same laptop at marcopolo.. i never encountered any problem.. do you understand?
me: yes i do sir..
bumbs: now i want you to get a laptop then prove to me that the problem is on my machine and not from your side.. go!
me: okei sir..
.. exact conversation namin yan.. the more na magaling ka mag english lalo ka nila di maiintindihan.. kaya yung mga wrong grammar mo okei pa yun.. bwahahahah’
.. putangina! ang hirap ipaliwanag sa mga guests na nasa kanila ang problema.. nakakapaginit ng ulo at nakakanginig ng laman.. kahit sa panaginip di ko naisip na magiging support ako’ sobrang mainitin kse ang ulo ko and malaki ang tendency na pumatol ako sa mga bratinelong clients.. sobrang mahal ko lang trabaho ko kaya pasensya .. pasensya lang’
isa pa ewan ko pero talagang nabubuwisit ako pag nakakakita ako ng mga tipikal na itsura ng mga bumbay.. yung mga botchog na maiitim na makikintab yung balat at flat na kulot yung buhok.. ang yayabang ng mga dating na tipong.. potah kayo foreigner ako kaya mangilag kayo sakin.. gago! naaalala ko nung gumimik kami ng asawa ko.. may isang iranian na tumabig sakin.. para lang mapalapit sya sa bar.. potah di ako nakakibo.. kasama ko kse asawa ko.. nakadarag ang kups.. tapos nun may nagpa cute sa kanyang she - man..
nilapitan nya then narinig ko sa nagba bargainan na sila.. sabi nya “okei okei i dont care if youre baclah.. as long youre good in bed” .. sabi nung bakla .. “no.. no im not bakla anymore.. i am operated” bwahahahahahah! ayos!
sobrang ironic na dito ako nagwowork ngayon sa isang asian infested hotel.. kaya sobrang laki ng porsiyento na may makaharap akong indian..
well anyway after ko maghanap ng laptop na wifi enabled.. umakyat ako sa kwarto nya ulit.. then nag doorbell.. sabay sigaw ng “internet connection” narinig ko sya gumalaw.. sumilip siguro sa pinto then after nya makita na may laptop akong bitbit.. nagtulugtulugan.. naka tatlong doorbell pa ko at sigaw ng “internet connection”pero di sya nagbukas ng pinto.. yung panghuli gusto kong mag doorbell ulit sabay sigaw…
baho! kantot camel! payb siks! …lolz