teh mighty JON CABRON show

one reason why you should make your friendster profile anonymous..
ofcourse edited yung pict.. para naman sa kapakanan ng maswerte nating biktima..

Conversation started on
Wednesday, February 21, 2007

(12:21:55 PM) izon_XX: hi
(12:22:05 PM) JON CABRON: you gay?!
(12:22:31 PM) izon_XX: no
(12:22:36 PM) izon_XX: im a 100% female
(12:22:52 PM) JON CABRON: thats good.. location please
(12:23:27 PM) izon_XX: manila
(12:23:30 PM) izon_XX: u?
(12:23:35 PM) JON CABRON: alabang..
(12:23:44 PM) JON CABRON: got picts?!
(12:25:05 PM) JON CABRON: i knew it.. alam ko iiwan mo rin ako
(12:25:36 PM) izon_XX: tampo ka nman agad…
(12:25:45 PM) izon_XX: im from QC
(12:25:58 PM) JON CABRON: sensya na.. medyo natrauma kse ako sa ibang mga nakaka chat ko
(12:27:13 PM) izon_XX: ok!!!
(12:28:01 PM) JON CABRON: from letran ka di ba?!
(12:28:15 PM) izon_XX: yup!!!
(12:28:21 PM) izon_XX: how did u know??
(12:28:30 PM) JON CABRON: heheh.. instinct?!
(12:28:48 PM) izon_XX: do i know u??
(12:28:53 PM) izon_XX: ???
(12:29:15 PM) izon_XX: hindi nman ako nag bbgay ng info khit knino
(12:29:16 PM) JON CABRON: swear.. hindi talaga!
(12:30:04 PM) izon_XX: kilala mo yata ako eh
(12:30:04 PM) JON CABRON: course mo?! health related di ba?!
(12:30:18 PM) JON CABRON: kilala kita?! ikaw nag pm sakin remember?!
(12:30:18 PM) izon_XX: yup
(12:30:27 PM) izon_XX: hindi ahhh
(12:30:55 PM) JON CABRON: hmm la kang pasok?!
(12:31:05 PM) izon_XX: working nko
(12:31:15 PM) izon_XX: i think kilala mo ko
(12:31:20 PM) JON CABRON: yup i know.. la ka ngang pasok?!
(12:31:36 PM) izon_XX: cno kb tlaga?
(12:31:54 PM) JON CABRON: soulmate?!
(12:32:01 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahah’ nevermind…
(12:32:01 PM) izon_XX: hindi ako nagbbgay ng info khit knino na im from letran noh
(12:32:25 PM) izon_XX: ska pano o nman nalaman na health related ang course ko
(12:32:45 PM) izon_XX: cge give me more info na alam mo..
(12:33:09 PM) JON CABRON: oh’ instinct perhaps?! alam mo na.. umiilaw ang signal ko pagnalalapit sa co arriba blood
(12:33:53 PM) JON CABRON: naglalaro ka pa rin ba ng volleyball?!
(12:34:05 PM) izon_XX: ohhh i c…
(12:34:11 PM) JON CABRON: i hope im not giving you creeps..
(12:34:21 PM) izon_XX: you did!!!!!!!
(12:34:29 PM) JON CABRON: sorry..
(12:34:44 PM) JON CABRON: you can go anytime’ if you want to end this nonsense..
(12:35:14 PM) izon_XX: im puzzled bout info you know bout me
(12:35:18 PM) JON CABRON: actually classmate tayo dati
(12:35:33 PM) JON CABRON: so gumagamit ka pa rin ba ng S?!
(12:35:47 PM) izon_XX: S??
(12:35:52 PM) izon_XX: wat S??
(12:35:55 PM) JON CABRON: you know…
(12:36:09 PM) izon_XX: wat??
(12:36:32 PM) JON CABRON: oh.. sorry may katabi ka siguro kaya ganyan.. nevermind
(12:36:45 PM) izon_XX: no im alone
(12:36:56 PM) izon_XX: a little bit slow cguro
(12:37:02 PM) JON CABRON: okei ms obras… so kamusta na?!
(12:37:05 PM) izon_XX: kc nagtataka lng alo
(12:37:12 PM) JON CABRON: active pa rin sa youth?!
(12:37:22 PM) izon_XX: kaasar ha…
(12:37:33 PM) JON CABRON: why?!
(12:37:34 PM) izon_XX: kilala mo tlga ko
(12:37:41 PM) izon_XX: hindi ka letranista!!!
(12:37:53 PM) JON CABRON: as ive said pwede mo ko ignore.. then promise youll never hear from me again
(12:37:59 PM) JON CABRON: hindi ako letranista?!
(12:38:11 PM) izon_XX: oo
(12:38:32 PM) JON CABRON: thats too harsh
(12:38:35 PM) izon_XX: ayoko nga gusto ko malaman kng bkitmko kilala
(12:39:04 PM) izon_XX: cno pa ibang classmate nmin
(12:39:19 PM) izon_XX: wat course mo sa letran??
(12:41:18 PM) JON CABRON: psych :))
(12:42:14 PM) izon_XX: ikaw ano course mo
(12:42:24 PM) izon_XX: hay nko gusto ko toh…
(12:42:33 PM) JON CABRON: hmmmm sikolohiya nga
(12:43:15 PM) JON CABRON: so kamusta na ms. XXXXXXXXX… active ka pa rin ba sa youth?! naglalaro ka pa rin ba ng volleyball?!
(12:43:51 PM) izon_XX: saang youth yan???
(12:44:02 PM) izon_XX: oo nag lalaro ako ng volleyball
(12:44:09 PM) izon_XX:
(12:44:17 PM) JON CABRON: good to hear that.. atleast may time ka pa sa mga ganyan
(12:44:57 PM) JON CABRON: pero mas okei siguro kung magkaron ka rin ng extra time sa mga tulad kong friend mo na nakalimutan mo na… yun lang’
(12:45:00 PM) izon_XX: wats your latest news bout me??
(12:45:31 PM) JON CABRON: wait lang apple.. brb
(12:45:40 PM) izon_XX: so if were friends before try mokayng magpakilala
(12:45:52 PM) izon_XX: apple???
(12:46:01 PM) JON CABRON: then what?! sasabihin mo sus ako lang pala.. sayang lang oras mo..
(12:46:20 PM) JON CABRON: then magdadahilan ka para maka pag logout then di na ulit kita makikitang online?!
(12:46:23 PM) izon_XX: d namn
(12:46:31 PM) JON CABRON: you did that before and i know gagawin mo ulit…
(12:46:48 PM) izon_XX: huh??
(12:46:54 PM) izon_XX: ganon ba ko??
(12:47:01 PM) JON CABRON: akala ko friends tayo.. pero porke’t marami kana nakilala sa skool.. tinabla mo na ko.. andami mo ng dahilan
(12:47:31 PM) izon_XX: sorry..
(12:47:38 PM) izon_XX: pero wala akong matandaan
(12:48:00 PM) JON CABRON: paano mo matatandaan eh umiwas ka
(12:48:10 PM) JON CABRON: porke’t nasa group ka na ng mga sikat.. ng mga active
(12:48:24 PM) JON CABRON: ako.. naiwan akong magisa..
(12:48:43 PM) JON CABRON: mula nun wala akong ibang sinalihan na ibang group.. nakakadala na eh’
(12:49:00 PM) JON CABRON: tagal kong hinintay na makapag tapos.. para makaalis na sa skool..
(12:49:28 PM) JON CABRON: advance happy birthday na lang friend’
(12:49:36 PM) JON CABRON: hope masaya ka…
(12:50:30 PM) izon_XX: cge
(12:50:46 PM) JON CABRON: salamat sa lahat… atleast nakausap kita ulit
(12:50:47 PM) izon_XX: wala tlaga kong matandaang ganyan ha
(12:51:15 PM) JON CABRON: heres a revelation.. di ako naka graduate
(12:51:25 PM) JON CABRON: masyado ko dinamdam yung ginawa mo’
(12:51:36 PM) izon_XX: grabe ka nman
(12:51:37 PM) JON CABRON: nawalan ako ng kontrol.. nagulo isip ko.. apektado pagaaral ko (12:51:48 PM) izon_XX: dahil lng sa kin
(12:51:54 PM) JON CABRON: di ko masisi sarili ko.. ikaw lang kaibigan ko
(12:52:01 PM) JON CABRON: ikaw lang sabihan ko ng problema..
(12:52:10 PM) izon_XX: hindi ako ganon klasing friend nohh
(12:52:34 PM) JON CABRON: nung sumali ka sa youth.. hinihintay kita invite ako.. pero wala.. dinadaan daanan mo lang ako
(12:52:36 PM) izon_XX: bkit nka ngiti ka???
(12:52:45 PM) JON CABRON: naka ngiti?!
(12:53:02 PM) izon_XX: kc d namn 22o mga cnasabi mo
(12:53:09 PM) JON CABRON: masisiyahan ka ba kung sasabihin kong apat na anak ko..
(12:53:32 PM) JON CABRON: hindi ako nakatapos and ang asawa ko kubrador lang ng jueteng?!
(12:53:45 PM) JON CABRON: i am living a miserable life’
(12:53:58 PM) izon_XX: bec of me???
(12:54:06 PM) izon_XX: hawak mo kya buhay mo
(12:54:20 PM) JON CABRON: yup but we used to hold it together..
(12:54:31 PM) izon_XX: good for you 4 anak mo
(12:54:32 PM) JON CABRON: sabi mo sakin walang iwanan di ba?!
(12:54:37 PM) izon_XX: masaya nman db??
(12:54:57 PM) JON CABRON: good for me?!
(12:55:02 PM) izon_XX: mas madami mas masaya
(12:55:04 PM) JON CABRON: iba iba ang tatay nila?!
(12:55:23 PM) izon_XX: so ur a girl???
(12:55:32 PM) JON CABRON: iba iba ang tatay nila then sasabihin mo na good for me?!
(12:55:35 PM) JON CABRON: yup
(12:55:35 PM) izon_XX: akala ko jon kc name mo??
(12:55:44 PM) JON CABRON: i am actually using my husband’s account
(12:55:59 PM) izon_XX: so wats ur name??
(12:56:10 PM) izon_XX: wat
(12:56:16 PM) izon_XX: ur name pls…
(12:56:23 PM) JON CABRON: importante pa ba yung name ko kung pagkatapos nito di na ulit kita makikita?!
(12:56:42 PM) izon_XX: oo importante…
(12:57:29 PM) izon_XX: wala kang maisip??
(12:57:31 PM) JON CABRON: maybe kilala mo yung asawa ko..
(12:57:50 PM) JON CABRON: yan pict nya and i hope makilala mo ko thru it
(12:58:28 PM) izon_XX: if his name is jon cabron
(12:58:34 PM) izon_XX: d ko xa kilala
(12:58:42 PM) JON CABRON: ofcourse di yan name nya..
(12:59:19 PM) JON CABRON: ayaw mo accept yung pict?!
(12:59:23 PM) JON CABRON: okei lang..
(12:59:46 PM) JON CABRON: baka nga naman makabukas sa some flesh wounds..
(1:00:51 PM) JON CABRON: mahal mo pa sya admit it
(1:01:12 PM) izon_XX: i dnt evn know him
(1:02:07 PM) izon_XX: husband mo?? kakatawa nman hitsura nya!!!
(1:02:13 PM) izon_XX: =))
(1:02:44 PM) JON CABRON: actually naging ganyan lang sya dahil may sakit syang tb
(1:03:00 PM) izon_XX: hahhaa im sorry to hear that!!!
(1:03:24 PM) JON CABRON: i hope wag natin pagtawanan yung taong konting panahon na lang itatagal sa mundo
(1:03:29 PM) izon_XX: but i think this is really a waste of a time kakain na lng ako at gutom nko
(1:03:41 PM) izon_XX: ahh ok
(1:03:44 PM) JON CABRON: sarap siguro ng ulam mo..
(1:03:48 PM) izon_XX: ill pray for him na lng.. sorry!
(1:03:55 PM) JON CABRON: thanks sa time apple
(1:03:56 PM) izon_XX: xempre nman!!!
(1:04:02 PM) izon_XX: ok
(1:04:35 PM) JON CABRON: and i hope next time gawin mong private yung profile mo sa friendster para di madaling malaman yung mga info mo… ng hindi ka nasasayangan ng oras
(1:04:49 PM) JON CABRON: .. ng mga taong ni dulo ng kuko mo hindi pa nakikita
(1:04:56 PM) JON CABRON: :)) you are so stupid!
(1:05:02 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahahhahahahhahah!
(1:05:33 PM) izon_XX: now i know kng bakit walang nag cha2ga syong mgpagchat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(1:05:41 PM) JON CABRON: bwhaahahhahah
(1:05:55 PM) JON CABRON: hey dont tell me naoffend ka?!
(1:06:19 PM) izon_XX: of course not maraming ganyan sa mudo
(1:06:25 PM) JON CABRON: ganun ba?! unique pala kami?!
(1:06:35 PM) JON CABRON: so tell me gumagamit ka pa rin ng S?!
(1:06:40 PM) JON CABRON: :))
(1:06:54 PM) JON CABRON: volleyball?! youth?! stupid?!
(1:07:31 PM) JON CABRON: XXXX “apple” XXXX
(1:07:34 PM) JON CABRON: dyan ka pa?!
(1:07:42 PM) JON CABRON: .. can i add you sa friendster?!
(1:07:49 PM) JON CABRON: please…..
(1:08:12 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahahahahahahahhah!
(1:08:34 PM) JON CABRON: kakain ka na ba ng masarap na ulam?! .. make sure yung masustansya ha!
(1:08:37 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahahah!