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monina mayordomo

February 21, 2008 | 2:11 am

minsan dumarating ang araw na wala tayong maisip na maiblog, at wala ring pangyayari sa maghapon na magandang maisulat,
pero may sariling diskarte ang pagkakataon para magkaron ka ng topic na masarap ikwento.

bago mag ala singko ng hapon kanina,
tumunog ang telepono sa opisina

Jon: IT deft, gud aph ternun
Babae: yes, good afternoon pwede kay mrs monina?
Jon: ahhm anong department po? wala pong monina dito
Babae: tignan mo yang operator nyo! hindi kilala si monina, sinabi ko ng sa HR ako ikonek! pwede mo ba ko ikonek kay monina sa HR?
Jon: sori mam pero walang transfer tong gamit kong fone at parang wala po yata talagang monina sa HR
Babae: walangya pati ikaw di mo kilala si monina mayordomo? pwes HEAD sya ng HR!!! bago ka lang ba?
Jon: ahh ma’m iba kse ang kilala kong head ng HR.. teka nga mam, anong company ba ang tinatawagan mo?
Babae: …. teka hindi ba magsaysay ito?
Jon: ahhhhm hindi po.
Babae: sorry.. kasunod ng matulin na pagbaba nya ng telepono.

idiota!

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Comment by ulupong
2008-02-21 05:25:06

a cute one!!

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Comment by alone
2008-02-21 08:44:18

common on corporate world yan, minsan nga natatawa nalang ako.. nice one jon

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Comment by linglingbells
2008-02-21 09:54:13

monina pala ah! pahiya tuloy siya!!!

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Comment by beer-O
2008-02-21 10:56:13

haha :lol: okay din naman ah. di man lang sya nag-apologize sayo. putcha! dapat sinabi nyang “Sorry, wrong number” sabay tawa…hehe. napadaan lang!

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Comment by Maldito
2008-02-21 11:36:28

isang unggoy na tanga nakikigamit ng telepono..lols

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Comment by camilleeee
2008-02-21 12:03:43

di ko ma-imagine mukha mo, nung binaba nya telepono. :D
kamusta ang kilay? ;)

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Comment by menggay
2008-02-21 12:46:24

hahaha :)
parang gusto ko makita ang mukha nyang pulang pula sa kahihiyan…

ang taray pa nYa huh :)

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Comment by chuvaness
2008-02-21 13:49:34

JON!!!

WHAT: Grand EB with special guest, MAMI KENGKAY
WHERE: Starbucks, The Podium
WHEN: February 24, 2008, 5-5:30PM
AGENDA: Chismax + Videoke + Picture taking + Food + Blogging 101

Sa ELBOW ROOM po tayo mag vi-videoke. But if you have other suggestions let me know ASAP. I need to confirm your attendance para mai-reserve ko kayo ng sarili nyong silya. Yung mga sure na sasama, leave na lang po ng message. Salamat!!! Kita kits!!

Send MAMI KENGKAY some love. Text nyo sya: 0917-601-5788

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Comment by chaden
2008-02-21 15:09:03

ansaya ng EB na yan tsiguardo.

ansaya din ng kausap ni jon.

tol, pakitingnan mo naman yung image ko sa sidebar o.

pano ba tamang gawin dun para mag fit?

pasensyahan mo na mga newbie…

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Comment by lilmiz
2008-02-21 22:13:03

haha bakit kasi di muna sya nagtanong kung tama ba yung tinatawagan nya. ayan, pahiya tuloy.. malas lang nya at sayo na-timing kuya, sikat tuloy sya sa blog mo :D

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Comment by The Gasoline Dude
2008-02-21 22:43:35

Haha teka sa Philam ka ba? Kase lge din naro-wrong number ang Magsaysay sa ‘min nung nasa Philam pa ko.

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Comment by weng
2008-02-22 04:17:17

ang kuleeet! :lol:
nice! :razz:

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Comment by zerogravity
2008-02-22 08:58:51

Blog hopping, naghahanap ng mga blogging parents, magagaling kasi sa safe sex yung karamihang naka-link sa akin. Nice reads here, magandang pambasag ng routine. Link kita sa akin.

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Comment by antuken
2008-02-22 20:53:15

ahahahaha! anlakas ng loob magtaray di ba??? hahaha.

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Comment by MisyeL
2008-02-23 04:52:43

hehehe! buti nga, ang shoray naman kasi!

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