teh mighty JON CABRON show

masyado akong nalibang, akala ko naman kase ok na ang lahat. nag ubos ako ng oras, nagsayang ng panahon.. akala ko tagumpay na. hindi pa pala. naaalala ko pa nung una kong tinanggap ang misyon na ‘to, sabi ko madali lang ‘to kayang kaya. nung mga nakaraang araw wala na akong nakikita e’  mali pala. mali pa lang nagsiguro ako.
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naranasan mo na ba na sobrang emergency na, kritikal, at kailangang kailangan mo nang magdesisyon pero wala ka ng pagpipilian kundi kunsintihin ang nararamdaman mo, wala ka ng panahon na mag alinlangan, wala kang pinagkaiba sa isang suicide bomber. ilang minuto lang sasabog ka na. at alam mong hindi lang ikaw ang maaapektuhan. pagkatapos. nagmamadali mong kinuha ang kikay kit mo sa bag mo sabay takbo sa pinakamalapit na cr. napangiti ka pa nung inabutan mong walang tao sa loob, walang nananalamin, walang kaagaw sa upuan. napangiti ka ulit at kinikilig na naibulong mo sa sarili mo “ahhhh maaga pa kase.” Read the rest of this entry »

naranasan n’yo na ba ‘yung biglang parang pakiramdam n’yo may kulang sa buhay n’yo? pakiramdam n’yo kahit saan man kayo makarating, kahit ano pa ang makamit n’yo laging may kulang? hanggang sa maisip mo ang tanong, kung ano nga ba ang misyon mo dito sa mundo, at ngayon, kailangan mo namang hanapin ang sagot sa tanong na ‘yan..
marami na akong pinagdaanan at nalagpasan, marami din akong matatawag na harang na hindi kinaya kaya pinag kibit balikat ko na lang.. bahala na’ hirap na hirap akong nagtapos ng highschool, dalawang beses nag college bago nagkaron ng matatawag na titulo sa buhay, nagkaasawa at nagkaanak bago magtapos, nakailangang ulit na palipat lipat sa mga kumpanya para magtrabaho, gumawa ng illegal, namuhay sa underground sa loob at labas ng internet, at ngayon na may trabaho na ‘ko na matatawag na matatag.. Read the rest of this entry »

hindi naman siguro kayo magugulat kung ibubulgar kong may doorbell kami sa bahay, hindi naman siguro kamangha mangha at kahanga hanga ‘yun. hindi ko isiniwalat ang impormasyong may doorbell kami para magyabang, gusto ko lang ipaalam na hindi ako inosente sa tunog n’un o sa kahit anong bagay na kasing katunog ng bagay na ‘yun. hindi ko alam kung iniisip mo ba na siguro kinikilig ako sa tunog na ‘yun tuwing binabanatan mo ko ng ganun o kung siguro parang bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko pag narinig ko ang tunog na ‘yun ilang minuto bago ko makitang nag online ang account mo sa YM.
bumalik sa akin ang unang araw na nagtagpo tayo sa isang chat room, paalis na’ko nu’n dahil walang buhay sa loob, wala ako sa mood makipag kariran dahil wala namang makakarir. nag pm ka tinanong mo ang idad kasarian at lugar ko, sinagot kita sinabi kong disinwebe anyos ako, matipunong lalaki, at nakatira sa isang magarbong condominium sa makati. tinanong mo kung ano ang trabaho ko at sinagot naman kita… commercial model.
naputol ang usapan natin nung nagkaro’n ako ng tawag para magtrabaho, nagduda ka pa at tinanong mo ‘ko kung bakit tumatanggap ako ng tawag kung talagang model nga ako at sinagot naman kita na nagpa part time ako bilang call center agent, nagulat ka at napa wow! e di magaling kang mag english.. tanong mo pa nga, na sinagot ko naman ng YUP!
sa halos kinse minutos na paguusap natin na ‘yun pakiramdam ko terti minutes ang nanakaw sa pagkatao ko, parang mas nagenjoy pa sana ako kung nagpunta ako sa isang gay porn site kesa sa makipag chat sa’yo at sa ilang segundong hindi ako nakaka sabay sa usapan e pinapaulanan mo ‘ko ng buzz na para bang agaw buhay ka na at ang sagot ko lang sa tanong mo ang makakapag sagip sa ‘yo kaya kinakailangan mo na ang sagot ko impunto. hindi eksaherasyon na sabihing sa kinse minutos na ‘yun naka dalawampung buzz ka siguro sa akin at sa dalawampung ulit na ‘yun, tatlongpung beses siguro kitang sinabihan na nakakairita ang ganun na sinasagot mo lang ng emoticon na nakangiti.
ilang araw na ba ang nakakalipas mula nung una at huli nating paguusap, ilang araw na ba ang nakakalipas buhat n’un na nagsimula ang pagkakaibigan natin? ilang araw na ba na na iniiwasan kita kaya ako naka invisible sa YM sa’yo at ilang araw na bang nakakakuha ako ng offline messages sa’yo, mga mensaheng nangungumusta at celfone number mo, na hindi ko naman binalak kunin dahil bukod sa binibingi mo ko sa kaka buzz mo, napag isip isip kong wala tayong patutunguhan, hindi ko maipag papatuloy ang pakikipag kaibigan ko sa isang babaeng wala ng bukambibig kundi “mukhang mabait ka naman jon” .. taena, hindi ako mabait!

at ngayon, tinatapos ko na ang pagiging magkaibigan natin dahil gusto kong pagpahingahin
ang tenga kong bugbog sarado sa’yo.

 
.. muntik ko na makalimutan to’  buti na lang nagcheck ako ng archives sa YM… lolz

BALDO has joined the conference.

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unang kwento:
dalawang baklang mag jowa
bakla1: baby, pakikamot nga yung pwet ko kse nangangati
bakla2: okei.. <kamot> <kamot>
bakla1: yan sige idiin mo pa..
bakla2: okei ayan na.. <kamot> <kamot>
bakla1: ang kati kati.. ipasok mo na sa loob ng butas yung daliri mo..
bakla2: okei baby, ayan nakapasok na.. <kamot> <kamot>
bakla1: ikot ikutin mo habang kinakamot mo..
bakla2: sige.. <ikot, kamot> <ikot, kamot> wait teka may nakakapa ako..
bakla1: sige pa ibaon mo pa ipasok mo na buong kamay mo…
bakla2: okei.. siyet ano tong nasa loob ng pwet mo?! wow rolex?!
bakla1: surprise!!! happy anniversary baby!

pangalawang kuwento:
nagsi swimming ang grupo ng mga bakla ng biglang may lumutang na condom
sigawan ang mga jokla..
tangena sinong umutoooooot!!?!?!?

pangatlo:

tanong: papano mo malalaman kung bakla yung nagtitinda ng hotdog?!
sagot: pag may tae yung hotdog!

pangapat:
sa palengke
jokla: manong pabili ng isang talong yung medyo mahaba
tindero: pumili ka na bading, hihiwain ko na ba?!
jokla: bwiset! anong akala mo sa pwet ko alkansya?!

panglima:

namamalengke ang dalawang bakla
badaf1: oh siyet pagnakakakita ako ng patatas naaalala ko yung betlog nung ex boyfriend ko..
badaf2: oh bakit mama?! ganyan ba kalaki?!
badaf1: hindi naman.. pero ganyan kadumi!

note:
.. tangang bakla lang ang pwedeng magalit sa post na ito’

  want to see something smooth?!
  i am now presenting you
        ..  cyber diskarte 101

Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:45:37 PM): low’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:45:44 PM): hi
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:45:46 PM): asl
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:46:20 PM): 22 m .. and you?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:46:37 PM): 20 f mkati
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:47:10 PM): hmm okei’ san ka nagwwork?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:47:26 PM): stil stud pa po
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:47:30 PM): sa fatima
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:47:32 PM): nurcng
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:47:40 PM): ahh okei’
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:47:55 PM): so kamusta ka naman?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:48:02 PM): kaw working na
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:48:06 PM): yup’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:48:07 PM): me ok lng
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:48:13 PM): anong trip mo?!
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:48:28 PM): i mean anong pinagkakaabalahan mo.. bukod sa magaral syempre?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:48:41 PM): ala nman mag gala haha
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:49:12 PM): heheh.. kasama ng boyfriend mo?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:49:20 PM): wla noh
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:49:24 PM): friends
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:49:36 PM): ahhh.. so hindi mahilig maggala ang boyfriend mo
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:49:59 PM): wla kong bf
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:50:18 PM): oh?! hmm so malalabo ang mata ng mga taga fatima huh’
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:50:57 PM): nice avatar… kopya!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:50:59 PM): haha
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:51:05 PM): kopya?
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:51:11 PM): true pic po yan
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:51:16 PM): oh cummon’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:51:25 PM): 22o
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:51:29 PM): stop kidding me..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:51:37 PM): tingnan mo pa sa friendster ko
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:51:45 PM): mukha bkong nag jojoke
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:52:11 PM): ewan ko ha pero naiinis ako sa mga taong gumagamit ng ibang pict then sasabihin nila na sila daw yun..
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:52:37 PM): di ba?! maging totoo tayo..
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:53:19 PM): so pwede ko na ba makita yung tunay na ikaw?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:53:20 PM): di nman me nagbibiro eh
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:53:38 PM): cge tingnan mo nga sa friendster ko
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:53:41 PM): sabi mo 20 ka lang?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:53:45 PM): dami ko pic dun
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:53:49 PM): oo nga
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:53:54 PM): 20 nga me
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:54:13 PM): its not possible for a 20 year old chick to have a boobs like that
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:54:26 PM): stop pulling my legs
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:54:29 PM): haha
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:54:37 PM): eh sa gifted ako eh
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:54:40 PM): then tatawanan mo lang ako
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:54:47 PM): my magagawa bko
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:54:50 PM): hay
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:54:58 PM): and then sasabihin mong wala ka pang bf.. cummon’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:55:08 PM): tingnan mo nlang kc sa friendster
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:55:12 PM): eh sa wla nga
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:55:23 PM): so the pict is real.. but the boobs hindi.. right?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:55:39 PM): 22o din po noh
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:55:47 PM): walang fake
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:56:10 PM): hey im already 22 so alam ko kung retoke ang boobs or what..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:56:32 PM): 22o nga yan
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:56:35 PM): ikaw ba ako
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:56:53 PM): and i am telling you there is something wrong with that pict.. maybe the boobs.. or the pict itself.. well not unless you lied kanina about your age
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:57:20 PM): im on your friendster account now..
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:57:29 PM): damn’ totoo ba talaga to?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:57:44 PM): oo nga po
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:57:51 PM): mkha bang fake
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:57:58 PM): its perfect.. or maybe its just the angle of the camera
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:58:17 PM): ngek sa cp ko lng yan kuha noh
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:58:34 PM): sorry ha’ naka 3 girlfriends na ko’ pero ngayon lang ako talaga nakakita ng ganyan ka perfect yung shape
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:59:15 PM): sorry medyo rude ha’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 10:59:29 PM): mdyo nga
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 10:59:33 PM): i hope youre taking it as a compliment
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:00:07 PM): if magiging girlfriend kita.. ill assure you ipapa insured ko yan..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:00:28 PM): nge
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:00:30 PM): haha
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:00:34 PM): wat 4
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:01:13 PM): precious things like that should be well taken care off
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:02:03 PM): i am looking at your friendster pict.. the one na nakalabas yung tounge mo..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:02:34 PM): haha
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:02:39 PM): gnon ba un
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:03:04 PM): kaloka ka ha
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:03:07 PM): hehe
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:03:51 PM): that pict (tounge out) gave me hard on.. and i am at the office with my boss.. thanks to you’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:04:57 PM): huh
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:05:01 PM): bkit p?
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:05:21 PM): anong meron dun
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:05:34 PM): you should have labeled those picts which are not safe to view at work.. now what am i going to do.. im here at the office having a meeting with my boss.. fully erected.. sweating all over.. damn’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:05:55 PM): sory
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:06:03 PM): it just a weird pose
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:06:15 PM): i dont mean anything with that
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:06:22 PM): i like it so much. really’
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:06:43 PM): pagod lng yan
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:06:49 PM): u must relax
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:07:15 PM): and now i want to get out of this boring office.. meet you outside then.. naaah now im getting distracted
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:07:49 PM): i hav to go
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:07:53 PM): hey wait..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:07:58 PM): tnx 4 ur precious tym
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:08:03 PM): y?
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:08:07 PM): you cant leave me like that..
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:08:15 PM): di ka ba nageenjoy kausap ako?!
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:08:40 PM): hey anne one last thing
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:09:16 PM): what?
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:09:25 PM): galit ka ba?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:09:26 PM): nga la wat name u sa friendster?
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:09:32 PM): no im not
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:09:42 PM): then why are you leaving?!
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:09:56 PM): nsa shop ng me
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:10:02 PM): ahh okei..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:10:03 PM): uuwi nk
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:10:09 PM): thats.. bad’
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:10:16 PM): ingat ka paguwi..
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:10:21 PM): wat name u sa friendster
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:10:42 PM): you can use joncabron@gmail.com
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:11:07 PM): thanks for your time and ingat paguwi..
Jon Cabron (4/26/2007 11:11:16 PM): i just hope nakausap kita ng matagal tagal
anne lozano (4/26/2007 11:09:32 PM): no problem there is always next time naman

… groovy’ smooth!
come to daddy’

one reason why you should make your friendster profile anonymous..
ofcourse edited yung pict.. para naman sa kapakanan ng maswerte nating biktima..

Conversation started on
Wednesday, February 21, 2007

(12:21:55 PM) izon_XX: hi
(12:22:05 PM) JON CABRON: you gay?!
(12:22:31 PM) izon_XX: no
(12:22:36 PM) izon_XX: im a 100% female
(12:22:52 PM) JON CABRON: thats good.. location please
(12:23:27 PM) izon_XX: manila
(12:23:30 PM) izon_XX: u?
(12:23:35 PM) JON CABRON: alabang..
(12:23:44 PM) JON CABRON: got picts?!
(12:25:05 PM) JON CABRON: i knew it.. alam ko iiwan mo rin ako
(12:25:36 PM) izon_XX: tampo ka nman agad…
(12:25:45 PM) izon_XX: im from QC
(12:25:58 PM) JON CABRON: sensya na.. medyo natrauma kse ako sa ibang mga nakaka chat ko
(12:27:13 PM) izon_XX: ok!!!
(12:28:01 PM) JON CABRON: from letran ka di ba?!
(12:28:15 PM) izon_XX: yup!!!
(12:28:21 PM) izon_XX: how did u know??
(12:28:30 PM) JON CABRON: heheh.. instinct?!
(12:28:48 PM) izon_XX: do i know u??
(12:28:53 PM) izon_XX: ???
(12:29:15 PM) izon_XX: hindi nman ako nag bbgay ng info khit knino
(12:29:16 PM) JON CABRON: swear.. hindi talaga!
(12:30:04 PM) izon_XX: kilala mo yata ako eh
(12:30:04 PM) JON CABRON: course mo?! health related di ba?!
(12:30:18 PM) JON CABRON: kilala kita?! ikaw nag pm sakin remember?!
(12:30:18 PM) izon_XX: yup
(12:30:27 PM) izon_XX: hindi ahhh
(12:30:55 PM) JON CABRON: hmm la kang pasok?!
(12:31:05 PM) izon_XX: working nko
(12:31:15 PM) izon_XX: i think kilala mo ko
(12:31:20 PM) JON CABRON: yup i know.. la ka ngang pasok?!
(12:31:36 PM) izon_XX: cno kb tlaga?
(12:31:54 PM) JON CABRON: soulmate?!
(12:32:01 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahah’ nevermind…
(12:32:01 PM) izon_XX: hindi ako nagbbgay ng info khit knino na im from letran noh
(12:32:25 PM) izon_XX: ska pano o nman nalaman na health related ang course ko
(12:32:45 PM) izon_XX: cge give me more info na alam mo..
(12:33:09 PM) JON CABRON: oh’ instinct perhaps?! alam mo na.. umiilaw ang signal ko pagnalalapit sa co arriba blood
(12:33:53 PM) JON CABRON: naglalaro ka pa rin ba ng volleyball?!
(12:34:05 PM) izon_XX: ohhh i c…
(12:34:11 PM) JON CABRON: i hope im not giving you creeps..
(12:34:21 PM) izon_XX: you did!!!!!!!
(12:34:29 PM) JON CABRON: sorry..
(12:34:44 PM) JON CABRON: you can go anytime’ if you want to end this nonsense..
(12:35:14 PM) izon_XX: im puzzled bout info you know bout me
(12:35:18 PM) JON CABRON: actually classmate tayo dati
(12:35:33 PM) JON CABRON: so gumagamit ka pa rin ba ng S?!
(12:35:47 PM) izon_XX: S??
(12:35:52 PM) izon_XX: wat S??
(12:35:55 PM) JON CABRON: you know…
(12:36:09 PM) izon_XX: wat??
(12:36:32 PM) JON CABRON: oh.. sorry may katabi ka siguro kaya ganyan.. nevermind
(12:36:45 PM) izon_XX: no im alone
(12:36:56 PM) izon_XX: a little bit slow cguro
(12:37:02 PM) JON CABRON: okei ms obras… so kamusta na?!
(12:37:05 PM) izon_XX: kc nagtataka lng alo
(12:37:12 PM) JON CABRON: active pa rin sa youth?!
(12:37:22 PM) izon_XX: kaasar ha…
(12:37:33 PM) JON CABRON: why?!
(12:37:34 PM) izon_XX: kilala mo tlga ko
(12:37:41 PM) izon_XX: hindi ka letranista!!!
(12:37:53 PM) JON CABRON: as ive said pwede mo ko ignore.. then promise youll never hear from me again
(12:37:59 PM) JON CABRON: hindi ako letranista?!
(12:38:11 PM) izon_XX: oo
(12:38:32 PM) JON CABRON: thats too harsh
(12:38:35 PM) izon_XX: ayoko nga gusto ko malaman kng bkitmko kilala
(12:39:04 PM) izon_XX: cno pa ibang classmate nmin
(12:39:19 PM) izon_XX: wat course mo sa letran??
(12:41:18 PM) JON CABRON: psych :))
(12:42:14 PM) izon_XX: ikaw ano course mo
(12:42:24 PM) izon_XX: hay nko gusto ko toh…
(12:42:33 PM) JON CABRON: hmmmm sikolohiya nga
(12:43:15 PM) JON CABRON: so kamusta na ms. XXXXXXXXX… active ka pa rin ba sa youth?! naglalaro ka pa rin ba ng volleyball?!
(12:43:51 PM) izon_XX: saang youth yan???
(12:44:02 PM) izon_XX: oo nag lalaro ako ng volleyball
(12:44:09 PM) izon_XX:
(12:44:17 PM) JON CABRON: good to hear that.. atleast may time ka pa sa mga ganyan
(12:44:57 PM) JON CABRON: pero mas okei siguro kung magkaron ka rin ng extra time sa mga tulad kong friend mo na nakalimutan mo na… yun lang’
(12:45:00 PM) izon_XX: wats your latest news bout me??
(12:45:31 PM) JON CABRON: wait lang apple.. brb
(12:45:40 PM) izon_XX: so if were friends before try mokayng magpakilala
(12:45:52 PM) izon_XX: apple???
(12:46:01 PM) JON CABRON: then what?! sasabihin mo sus ako lang pala.. sayang lang oras mo..
(12:46:20 PM) JON CABRON: then magdadahilan ka para maka pag logout then di na ulit kita makikitang online?!
(12:46:23 PM) izon_XX: d namn
(12:46:31 PM) JON CABRON: you did that before and i know gagawin mo ulit…
(12:46:48 PM) izon_XX: huh??
(12:46:54 PM) izon_XX: ganon ba ko??
(12:47:01 PM) JON CABRON: akala ko friends tayo.. pero porke’t marami kana nakilala sa skool.. tinabla mo na ko.. andami mo ng dahilan
(12:47:31 PM) izon_XX: sorry..
(12:47:38 PM) izon_XX: pero wala akong matandaan
(12:48:00 PM) JON CABRON: paano mo matatandaan eh umiwas ka
(12:48:10 PM) JON CABRON: porke’t nasa group ka na ng mga sikat.. ng mga active
(12:48:24 PM) JON CABRON: ako.. naiwan akong magisa..
(12:48:43 PM) JON CABRON: mula nun wala akong ibang sinalihan na ibang group.. nakakadala na eh’
(12:49:00 PM) JON CABRON: tagal kong hinintay na makapag tapos.. para makaalis na sa skool..
(12:49:28 PM) JON CABRON: advance happy birthday na lang friend’
(12:49:36 PM) JON CABRON: hope masaya ka…
(12:50:30 PM) izon_XX: cge
(12:50:46 PM) JON CABRON: salamat sa lahat… atleast nakausap kita ulit
(12:50:47 PM) izon_XX: wala tlaga kong matandaang ganyan ha
(12:51:15 PM) JON CABRON: heres a revelation.. di ako naka graduate
(12:51:25 PM) JON CABRON: masyado ko dinamdam yung ginawa mo’
(12:51:36 PM) izon_XX: grabe ka nman
(12:51:37 PM) JON CABRON: nawalan ako ng kontrol.. nagulo isip ko.. apektado pagaaral ko (12:51:48 PM) izon_XX: dahil lng sa kin
(12:51:54 PM) JON CABRON: di ko masisi sarili ko.. ikaw lang kaibigan ko
(12:52:01 PM) JON CABRON: ikaw lang sabihan ko ng problema..
(12:52:10 PM) izon_XX: hindi ako ganon klasing friend nohh
(12:52:34 PM) JON CABRON: nung sumali ka sa youth.. hinihintay kita invite ako.. pero wala.. dinadaan daanan mo lang ako
(12:52:36 PM) izon_XX: bkit nka ngiti ka???
(12:52:45 PM) JON CABRON: naka ngiti?!
(12:53:02 PM) izon_XX: kc d namn 22o mga cnasabi mo
(12:53:09 PM) JON CABRON: masisiyahan ka ba kung sasabihin kong apat na anak ko..
(12:53:32 PM) JON CABRON: hindi ako nakatapos and ang asawa ko kubrador lang ng jueteng?!
(12:53:45 PM) JON CABRON: i am living a miserable life’
(12:53:58 PM) izon_XX: bec of me???
(12:54:06 PM) izon_XX: hawak mo kya buhay mo
(12:54:20 PM) JON CABRON: yup but we used to hold it together..
(12:54:31 PM) izon_XX: good for you 4 anak mo
(12:54:32 PM) JON CABRON: sabi mo sakin walang iwanan di ba?!
(12:54:37 PM) izon_XX: masaya nman db??
(12:54:57 PM) JON CABRON: good for me?!
(12:55:02 PM) izon_XX: mas madami mas masaya
(12:55:04 PM) JON CABRON: iba iba ang tatay nila?!
(12:55:23 PM) izon_XX: so ur a girl???
(12:55:32 PM) JON CABRON: iba iba ang tatay nila then sasabihin mo na good for me?!
(12:55:35 PM) JON CABRON: yup
(12:55:35 PM) izon_XX: akala ko jon kc name mo??
(12:55:44 PM) JON CABRON: i am actually using my husband’s account
(12:55:59 PM) izon_XX: so wats ur name??
(12:56:10 PM) izon_XX: wat
(12:56:16 PM) izon_XX: ur name pls…
(12:56:23 PM) JON CABRON: importante pa ba yung name ko kung pagkatapos nito di na ulit kita makikita?!
(12:56:42 PM) izon_XX: oo importante…
(12:57:29 PM) izon_XX: wala kang maisip??
(12:57:31 PM) JON CABRON: maybe kilala mo yung asawa ko..
(12:57:50 PM) JON CABRON: yan pict nya and i hope makilala mo ko thru it
(12:58:28 PM) izon_XX: if his name is jon cabron
(12:58:34 PM) izon_XX: d ko xa kilala
(12:58:42 PM) JON CABRON: ofcourse di yan name nya..
(12:59:19 PM) JON CABRON: ayaw mo accept yung pict?!
(12:59:23 PM) JON CABRON: okei lang..
(12:59:46 PM) JON CABRON: baka nga naman makabukas sa some flesh wounds..
(1:00:51 PM) JON CABRON: mahal mo pa sya admit it
(1:01:12 PM) izon_XX: i dnt evn know him
(1:02:07 PM) izon_XX: husband mo?? kakatawa nman hitsura nya!!!
(1:02:13 PM) izon_XX: =))
(1:02:44 PM) JON CABRON: actually naging ganyan lang sya dahil may sakit syang tb
(1:03:00 PM) izon_XX: hahhaa im sorry to hear that!!!
(1:03:24 PM) JON CABRON: i hope wag natin pagtawanan yung taong konting panahon na lang itatagal sa mundo
(1:03:29 PM) izon_XX: but i think this is really a waste of a time kakain na lng ako at gutom nko
(1:03:41 PM) izon_XX: ahh ok
(1:03:44 PM) JON CABRON: sarap siguro ng ulam mo..
(1:03:48 PM) izon_XX: ill pray for him na lng.. sorry!
(1:03:55 PM) JON CABRON: thanks sa time apple
(1:03:56 PM) izon_XX: xempre nman!!!
(1:04:02 PM) izon_XX: ok
(1:04:35 PM) JON CABRON: and i hope next time gawin mong private yung profile mo sa friendster para di madaling malaman yung mga info mo… ng hindi ka nasasayangan ng oras
(1:04:49 PM) JON CABRON: .. ng mga taong ni dulo ng kuko mo hindi pa nakikita
(1:04:56 PM) JON CABRON: :)) you are so stupid!
(1:05:02 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahahhahahahhahah!
(1:05:33 PM) izon_XX: now i know kng bakit walang nag cha2ga syong mgpagchat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(1:05:41 PM) JON CABRON: bwhaahahhahah
(1:05:55 PM) JON CABRON: hey dont tell me naoffend ka?!
(1:06:19 PM) izon_XX: of course not maraming ganyan sa mudo
(1:06:25 PM) JON CABRON: ganun ba?! unique pala kami?!
(1:06:35 PM) JON CABRON: so tell me gumagamit ka pa rin ng S?!
(1:06:40 PM) JON CABRON: :))
(1:06:54 PM) JON CABRON: volleyball?! youth?! stupid?!
(1:07:31 PM) JON CABRON: XXXX “apple” XXXX
(1:07:34 PM) JON CABRON: dyan ka pa?!
(1:07:42 PM) JON CABRON: .. can i add you sa friendster?!
(1:07:49 PM) JON CABRON: please…..
(1:08:12 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahahahahahahahhah!
(1:08:34 PM) JON CABRON: kakain ka na ba ng masarap na ulam?! .. make sure yung masustansya ha!
(1:08:37 PM) JON CABRON: bwahahahahah!